In true David Letterman style, I decided to create a top 10 list of reasons why Starbucks is better than sex:
10 - My cup of sbux doesn't judge my fat rolls and problem areas... I don't feel self-conscious or the need to only drink it in the dark
9 - It smells better
8 - My sbux will let me have as much or little personal/emotional connection as I decide
7 - I'm always in the mood to use my mouth for it
6 - There's no risk of winding up with a love child if you don't drink it safely (ie thru a rubber straw)
5 - I earn stars for each visit and when I get 12 stars, I get a free one (as big as I'd like!)
4 - When you get something sticky on you from it… you actually want to lick it off
3 - Double? Triple? Quadruple? In one experience? These are things I can only get at sbux
2 - I don't even have to take my sweatpants off to drink it
1 - When I get sbux, I don't have to make my own coffee later to get my fix
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